In the midst of all this new-found positivity, I digress and find myself having an all too familiar “Raging Bitch” day. These days usually begin with me waking up in a foul mood and continue on until I am safely asleep in my bed once again sometime later. On these days, no one is exempt from my irritability and may be subject to it at any point that our paths may cross.

In an effort to put my irritations out of sight/out of mind I’m compiling a short list and hopefully purging myself of these bad vibes.

The following are things that have displeased me at some point in the past twenty-four hours:

-Waking up from a bad dream and having that be the beginning of my day

-Driving in Pittsburgh traffic. For such a small city, there sure are enough jerks on the road to go around. While I’m on the topic, drivers who panic at the first snowflake. AND DRIVE SLOWER THAN MY 75 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER.

-Doctors who make mistakes, then attempt to cover up their mistakes by trying to belittle you. I don’t play games. If you’re wrong, I’m going to tell you that you’re wrong. I don’t care if the title at the end of your name is more prestigious than mine.

-My brother and his friends. These two are a dangerous combination that intertwine many emotions of mine. None of those emotions are in any way good for my blood pressure.  Part of my animosity towards them comes from being jealous of them not having responsibilities. The other part is just annoyed at their juvenile behaviour.

-and last, but certainly not least, my job. True, I actually like what I do, its just all the bullshit that comes along with the territory that has my blood boiling at the moment.

Okay, now I’m going to take a deep breath, go to sleep and hope that when I wake up I will be back to myself again. I don’t like wasting time on being negative when there’s so much I’m so excited about in my life right now.

If I wake up and I’m still stuck in the rampage mode, anyone have some valium?