**Let it be known 2 things before reading: 1. Chris has a very bad habit of talking to me in his sleep, providing me with endless entertainment. 2. I am an instigator by nature, and I discovered that I can provoke these sleep conversations. Hilarity ensues. Case in point:
The other night I wasn’t quite ready for bed and Chris was dozing off much to my annoyance. Remembering I can get him to have ridiculous conversations with me while he’s sleeping, I jump on the chance for some laughs.
Me: “Chris!! Are you DRUNK??” (he was in no way drunk)
CW: “No, I don’t think so..” (at this point I’m not sure if he’s awake or not so I question him further)
Me: “Are you sure you’re not drunk? How do you know?”
CW: “I know because I have secrets”
Me (trying to stifle laughter): “What kind of secrets?? Secrets about what?”
CW: (whispers)” Pretzels….”
Me: “What secret pretzels?? Is that the secret?”
CW: “I don’t know..I can’t tell you because I don’t have the schedule in front of me…”
Me (laughing uncontrollably at this point): “Schedule for what?” (I’m going to hell for this, I’m so mean.)
CW: *sighs* “the schedule of events…”*realizes I’m laughing hysterically at this point and am furiously texting my friend Brittainy* “what’s so funny??”
I tell him about his apparent secret events involving pretzels and Chris, less than amused at this point, decides to ignore me and go back to sleep.
The next morning I get this in my inbox:
At least he has a sense of humour.
**this post was inspired by Allison and her man’s rendition of Kiss me thru the phone
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That is too funny. You are are like me, I would do the same thing.
By Melinda on 08.26.09 1:07 pm | Permalink
hahahaha! this sounds a little too familiar. as in jimmy does this to me, because i too talk in my sleep. maybe you & him should get together and have a “lets fuck with our significant others while theyre sleeping” party. jussst kiddin
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By jenn brogan on 08.26.09 1:49 pm | Permalink
hahahahaha I love it. This had me cracking up while reading. I needed that today.
By Jamie on 08.26.09 2:36 pm | Permalink
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That is awesome – my roommate in Spain use to talk in her sleep and have the most entertaining conversations with herself.
By Ashley on 08.26.09 2:43 pm | Permalink
is it sad that i’m trying to figure out what the voodoo pretzel song would be?
By phampants on 08.26.09 3:09 pm | Permalink
Hahah love it! I used to try to do that with my roommate, but then I’d forget about what we discussed in the morning. I guess the key is to be awake when it happens!
By Alana on 08.26.09 3:23 pm | Permalink
haha that’s great. i think the picture makes it even funnier. matt talks in his sleep too sometimes and it’s always so entertaining. love it.
By katelin on 08.26.09 7:08 pm | Permalink
that is awesome! next step. recording. i mean i didn’t say that.
By Lollygagger on 08.26.09 8:25 pm | Permalink
Holy shit that is hilarious. I love when you can provoke guys like that. AWESOME. Well done.
By Jessica on 08.26.09 8:31 pm | Permalink
I would totally do this! that sounds like so much fun! time for me to go out and catch a sleep talking boy! hmmm I wonder how I would bring that up in conversation, lol
By Hal on 08.26.09 8:44 pm | Permalink
Wow . . . Ive done this to people before, but not to this extent . . . absolutely hilarious maam.
By Chris James Bitch on 08.26.09 9:57 pm | Permalink
Good post.
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hahahha, this post rules. keith occasionally talks in his sleep and i try to talk to him but he always just rolls over and ignores me. so not fun.
By katrina on 08.28.09 11:58 am | Permalink
Oh my gosh this is so awesome! In my relationship, however, I am the one who is the one you can have ridiculous conversations with and my husband definitely tries to make me say ridiculous things. I absolutely love the picture, hahaha. That conversation is hilarious!
By Caity on 08.28.09 11:24 pm | Permalink
This is even better than the “Pig Bird” debacle in my house.
I want in on that pretzel event. I love me some pretzels.
By Mermanda on 09.03.09 9:54 am | Permalink
that is awesome! next step. recording. i mean i didn’t say that.
By CL on 10.05.09 4:59 pm | Permalink
OMG this is so funny, and even better because he took it to the next level with the picture.
By KatherineBee on 11.25.09 7:57 am | Permalink
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